Quick Helmut Update Not That I Am Obsessed Because That Would Be Ridiculous

So the other day, we were really excited to discover Penny-Markt, a quite cheap alternative to other grocery stores.  Penny-Markt sells 2€ bottles of wine, 69-cent loaves of bread, and knock-off Nutella that is like 3€ cheaper than the normal stuff.  (Side note: please still love me when I come home to you 200 pounds heavier.  Thanks)

Apparently, Penny-Markt also sells this ginger-ale-y stuff called Tiroler Alm.  

Apparently, Tiroler Alm is one of Helmut's clients.  Please see pictoral evidence below.

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